Sept 24 7:30p – 9:30p

Grow up your hairy cheek hair, throw on an old hide, stick out your forehead and come celebrate Wayne's 55th eon on earth.

THIS COMING SATURDAY Sept 24, 7:30pm • Celebrate Wayne's 55 Eons on Earth at our CAVEMAN PARTY! • Free to attend; or buy tickets and receive a pour and a signed bottle of Precambrian Megaripple Barrel Aged Strong Old Ale. For every 5 tickets sold, we will donate $55 to @pints4prostates . • Get tickets via Eventbrite, link in bio and on our website.

Precambrian Megaripple, is a Strong Old Ale aged for 33 months in a Laws (Denver, CO) 4-Grain Bourbon barrel. 20.03% alcohol by volume. Created by "High Octane" Wayne Burns, this beer is based on his award-winning Old Ale recipe (Great American Beer Fest 2009 & 2010 and World Beer Cup 2010.) Brewed in 2019 to a higher strength, we then subjected this beauty to barrel-aging calm throughout the COVID era.

Dress: “caveman” attire. 21+.

5 Amazing Facts about Wayne, as compiled by another homo sapien:

1. Early Wayne domesticated the Eurasian gray wolf (scratch that!) ... domesticated the Laugh Golden Retriever about 55 “million!” years ago.

2. Wayno-sapien is the only species of early humans who explored out into the ocean and traveled across water but definitely does not swim as well as his weiyffo-brrewwerinius, whose name is NOT “lucy.”

3. Nicknamed “The HighOctaneWayne-man,” he is believed to have lived between 3400 and 3100 B.C.E. (Burns Crazy Epoch) and has 61 tattoos made from ash or soot. You can’t see them, because we made him wash for the party.

4. Wayne Brrewwerrus walks upright and talks, about beer, like many Brrewwerrus. The Wayne hominid can also discuss Bear Creek.

5. Wayne Brrewwerrus is the first hominid to share Precambrian Megaripple in liquid form.

See you at his 55th B Day Party!

Sept 24, 7:30p

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/caveman-party-for-waynes-55th-birthday-fundraiser-for-pints-4-prostates-tickets-418982727617